Eaten Alive
A very wise, multi-pubbed chapter member once stood up in front of our local RWA chapter and said, in a quiet voice, “Promo will eat you alive.”
It almost went unheard amidst the exciting chatter about what it was like to get “the call,” work with an editor, decide whether to hire a publicist, and to do that all-important thing every writer wants to do after the first sale–order swag (oh yes, we love the shinies. Pens, fridge magnets, bookmarks, little bitty bubble bottles with the name of our book stuck to them, hell yeah, we love that shit). It almost went completely under the radar amidst the talk about how making the USA Today list or the Waldenbooks list or even, gasp, the Times or the Times Extended can change your career (and simultaneously have no effect on your life, because people still don’t recognize you at the grocery store).
She spoke those quiet words, and silence swept the room for just a second. Things returned to normal shortly afterwards, of course, but those words tucked themselves away in my brain, only to resurface years later after I’d gotten “the email” and wondered, “what next?”
I knew I wasn’t going to be one of the ones who immediately ordered a bazillion pens (but damn, did I want to. I never say no to a pen). I didn’t have the budget, and kept my head firmly on my shoulders–no spending more than I’d likely make, and epublishing being what it was at the time, I knew I wasn’t likely to win the lottery of a runaway hit (and even if I did, the digital version of “runaway hit” does not a millionaire make). I chose Fridge Magnets (next to pens, I love fridge magnets–my refrigerator keeps ice cream cold and also serves as filing cabinet and art gallery), and I did so acknowledging that most of my promo should happen online, where my books are.
I made a website and started a blog. I created a sig line and haunted forums where writers and readers gathered. I joined yahoo groups. I guest-blogged, group-blogged, and blog-toured. Guess what?
That’s right. It ate me alive. I ran contests–although not nearly as many as others have, and without nearly as many of the hair-raising results. I participated in chat loops and author chats where the emails flew fast and furious and ate up gigabytes.
And I hated it.
Yeah, that’s right. I couldn’t stand getting on the loops and talking up because it felt so damn fake. I wanted to sell my book. I still do want people to buy my book (and read it and like it!), but I have never been one of those people who enjoys talking myself up. I feel like a fake and I feel like a dork. Sure, put me somewhere where the subject matter is something I got something to say about and yes–I’ll talk your ear off. Eventually. But only after I’ve lurked forever and feel like I have something meaningful to say. And reading for me has never been a large-group experience. I like a book, I’ll tell a handful of people about it, but I don’t gush over it to all and sundry. Video games, yes. Books–no. They’re an intensely personal experience to both read and write.
I didn’t want to be yet another voice screaming out, “Look at me! Look at me!”
That’s why I don’t make appearances on loops much. Occasionally, I’ll post an excerpt, blurb, or rarely, an announcement, because I feel like excerpts and blurbs have value–they are samples of my writing.
I know that’s probably not the right way to do it. I should be chatting, getting involved with readers, making connections and making friends. But friends and connections are about more than squee/agree posts on a chatters’ loop. And they should damn well be a hell of a lot more than thinly disguised marketing efforts. We all brand ourselves as authors with catch-phrases and taglines (I’m guilty of it myself), but at some point, the advert is over. What you have left, then, is the writing.
And if you’re eaten alive by the promo, what’s left over for the writing?



It should be every new author’s mantra that “PROMO WILL EAT ME ALIVE.” because to a certain extent, no one is going to do the work of helping you get noticed unless you are willing to give up every free minute to do it yourself.
Now, don’t get me wrong…I agree with what you said…
I don’t think any author should spend HOURS every day going to chat groups and agreeing with every other person’t random thought, “I love Pepsi,”
“Oh! Me too!”
“Me too.”
“No way, I’m a Coke girl.”
(You know you’ve been on THAT chat link…)
And by the way, the way to MY HEART is with a large Coke from McDonalds…
Chat links can get your name known, but if you spend the best part of the morning chatting, when are you supposed to write?
I drew the line in the online cyber-dirt and only chat where I know I am going to make friends who might share my interests and find me charming…and hopefully buy a book…but if they don’t buy a book that’s okay too because I’m making friendships with people I actually have something in common with. Maybe it’s knitting, or crafting…for me its kink, gardening, savetheworldoneclickatatime, rockclimbing sites…and not every day. I limit myself to thirty to forty minutes.
Am I losing sales by not trolling every reader, writer, editor site? Lord knows we are an incestuous bunch. Most definitely. But I also know that the year I trolled those sites, I wrote 3 books. Last year, I avoided those sites like the plague and wrote 12 books.
The point is to get your name out there in a way that works for you…
How about advertising?
Personally I love fridge magnets…and now I own a stainless steal fridge…
I’m thinking bookmarks…
Maybe buying some space on one of those reader, writer, editor blogs and run an ad of my latest release…
Obviously, I don’t have the answers…
I just know that if I don’t spread my name around no one is going to do it for me…
I know what you mean. It’s so easy to get lost in the shuffle–once you fall off a New Releases page then it’s like sinking into a black hole. Not complaining–it is what it is–but some days it feels like a whole ‘nother job.