Xandra Gregory

The Passion of a Thousand Burning Suns

So…I’m a Pretzel. And a Rock Gawd.

Xandra | January 20, 2008

That’s the verdict. 4-6 weeks of twice-a-week therapy and adjustments, then PT until I’m no longer bent and I can feel again. Yeesh. All this from having Zoolander Syndrome (I can’t turn left, although it’s actually right, so maybe it’s reverse-Zoolander syndrome). Or maybe Mister Spock and I have some unfinished business. It’s a pinched [...]

New Year’s Resolution

Xandra | January 1, 2008

Doesn’t everybody have one? The little motivator that prompts people to buy bowflexes and sign up for gym memberships and eat chopped celery for lunch. The same little motivators that tend to have a shelf life that expires anywhere from a week to a month after the champagne taste has washed out of your mouth. [...]

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